However tempting it is to rant about the insurmountable (more hyperbole than fact, but never you mind) amount of homework I have but I think I shall refrain from doing so because that would be far too predictable and hackneyed don't you think?

That aside, I've had dinner and 4 bars of Van Houten milk chocolate (lovely rich and sublime yum) immediately after and then 2 sunny side up eggs all within 3 hours but why oh why does my stomach (still) feel strangely empty?